here are some armored princesses

The engagement system on this platform feels like old Twitter. My timeline is nothing but positive messages, games, animals, and creative works. All of my posts are exploding with positive replies. Not going back. This rocks.

there's no algo here. it's just one nonbinary person searching random keywords and putting jokes and porn on our timeline

advice for new bluesky users: sometimes your old mutuals won't refollow you on here. the best way to react to this is to take it very personally, as a slight on your character. they're glad to be rid of you.

welcome to bluesky if you're fucking annoying i will block you

her breasts were like the moon, appearing larger tonight due to a phenomenon

why the fuck are you people following me, i don't do anything

I know they say "you can't judge a book by its cover" but in my experience if the book has a cutesy handwriting-style font on the cover I am Not Going To Like It