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Jimmy G
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Accidental renaissance grade schooler

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A man and a woman are being chased by a mob. The man says "Oh God, were being chased by a gang of angry Zoomers!" The woman says "not to worry! I have this cardboard cutout of Chino Moreno from Deftones." The Zoomers are instantly mesmerized by the cutout. One of them points to it and says "whoa! is that Chino?" They crowd around it. One says "you are so based, dude." Another, crying a little says "your atmospheric music speaks to our broad sense of generational melancholy."
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Milf Messenger?

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Saturday sawdust

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Ravioli-Shaped Objects xkcd.com/2998

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The biceps need biceps at this rate

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Imagining tens of grumpy contrarians sitting around Saturday morning, looking forward to reading about how "it was the Progressive Movement who changed, Bari would know"

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Sorry babe, can't talk now I'm building Sheds

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They let the lumberjacks genuinely feud nowadays, well ill be. Good on Paula Dean

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Jimmy G
@leontrout.bsky.social
Ask me about my sourdough starter
29 followers295 following113 posts