We’re getting our car serviced so we’re sitting inside the waiting room next to their little café, where someone has been pouring liquid and ice back and forth between two recipients for—I shit you not—ten minutes. My misophonic husband is about to scream.

saturdays are for lying down in the moss and letting nature reclaim you

We are less than $1K away from unlocking our SEVENTEENTH stretch goal for The Between, The Martian! The Martian is an orphaned extraterrestrial, inspired by A Princess of Mars, Superman, Doctor Who, and other science-fiction adventure stories. www.backerkit.com/c/projects/t...

Haha yeah you are convincingly human

I would celebrate hitting 200 followers if I thought all 200 of y’all were real people. But I am skeptical.

If you like tiki drinks you may like Chinola passion fruit liqueur mixed with a slightly funky white rum. Current fave is Probitas, a blended white rum from Barbados.

H-O-T T-O-G-O I can’t do a body roll 😭

Chappell Roan is playing and my back hurts too much to dance to it. This is proof the universe is homophobic at its core

Oh my god, like… pushing for universal basic income, functional public transit in every city in the US + high-speed rail going everywhere, housing for all, library funding…

Not sure which option I prefer: cooking fewer meals of the usual size and having leftovers once or twice a week for dinner, or cooking the same number of meals but…smaller.