Haha yeah you are convincingly human

H-O-T T-O-G-O I can’t do a body roll 😭

Not sure which option I prefer: cooking fewer meals of the usual size and having leftovers once or twice a week for dinner, or cooking the same number of meals but…smaller.

I love both of those things and together they sound AMAZING

Yeah, unfortunately I find it jarring in the opposite situation

Oh, definitely.

We have sensibility at home

YESSS!

There was an embarrassing period in my childhood after I read Dracula where I slept with a hand or arm over my throat to thwart The Vampire Menace from drinking my blood. But then, I’ve always been a weenie That said, I should reread ’Salem’s Lot (and I’ll think about watching it, too)

I personally don’t like guanciale, though, so in my case bacon ALWAYS replaces the bacon.