Every friend group's gotta have the murderer, the one who gets murdered, the one who you think is the murderer until they also get murdered, the one who covers up evidence to protect a loved one, the one who works with the detecti

Breaking the cycle of generational trauma by never really learning much about the Civil War

That day, the towers weren't the only ones who were slaying

Smile feels like an experiment to determine what is the least number of ideas necessary to make a successful horror movie. Take a premise concentrate and then dilute it with screen time until you reach the Smile Threshold, the LD50 for horror writing

My experience is the normie opinion is that trans people and transphobes are both equally wrong in their own way, but should be equally tolerated, and golly it's exhausting trying to get people to notice what a ludicrous take that is

Mad scientist: This button here would open the clamps holding you down. Too bad you've no way to reach it. Secret agent Pinocchio, smirking: You're right. I'm trapped.

"Da boss says he wants Tony knocked up." "Ya sure he didn't say knocked off?" "Nah, I 'tink I heard him right"

If you ask a genie "Are you going to interpret my wish in a way that fits my literal words but not my intent?" he has to tell the truth. It's the law.

Gathering everybody into the lounge even though I don't have enough evidence to reveal the killer. I just need to be around people right now.

"The language of the Tower has room for only one truth: The Tower of Babel must rise even higher. In this sense, it is the perfect language. To know it is to understand not only it, but the world itself."