I’ll make this again but with a couple of small alterations to it. I’ll make this again but with a couple of small alterations to it.

I deleted my account over there at the weekend. Pretty much stopped using it a while back. I deleted my account over there at the weekend. Pretty much stopped using it a while back.

Shame the DVDs of these shows are so bloody expensive. Shame the DVDs of these shows are so bloody expensive.

I get my broadband from TalkTalk, Sky is really slow where I am. I get my broadband from TalkTalk, Sky is really slow where I am.

That sucks. That sucks.

My HD box stopped working so they upgraded me to Sky Q. I already had a sky dish left by a previous tenant because someone cut away the outside telly aerial. My HD box stopped working so they upgraded me to Sky Q. I already had a sky dish left by a previous tenant because someone cut away the outside telly aerial.

3 in the phone queue. Hopefully I can get an appointment for today. 3 in the phone queue. Hopefully I can get an appointment for today.

The entire entertainment industry is built on exploitation. Everything you watch, read, listen to is complicit. It’s good to be aware of the specific actions of specific people but I do not want to be the person who tells you what the line is, because I just don’t know.

It's not a miracle, it's physics and engineering. Do you clap when the sun comes up in the morning as well?