Donald Trump is the oldest presidential nominee ever and clearly suffering from mental decline. Hope the media starts covering it.

Our pediatrics office has a fish tank and it’s so captivating

touch grass is a psyop to convince us that grass lawns are a natural and acceptable form of groundcover. touch local flora. touch the face of someone who loves you. touch the edges of your own subjectivity. you are a bee, searching for the things that your body knows would be here, in a softer world

Let’s ban TVs in medical waiting rooms

It’s going to be so weird in the future when people are nostalgic for now.

one of the most charming things about human beings is that they need explainers like this, something literally no other creatures in the animal kingdom need at all

I did get many questions and even a compliment on my fancy upf sun sleeves at the beer garden last night!

It’s so gorgeous out and I want to just lurk outside all weekend, but last year I developed a weird sun sensitivity/allergy(??) and my skin still hurts from being outside this week. 🥴

computer scientists: we have invented a virtual dumbass who is constantly wrong tech CEOs: let's add it to every product

I get why everyone else is focused on the brain worms of it all, but I'm still stuck on the guy who was campaigning about how he thought vaccines -> mercury -> autism (the worst possible thing) ate so many tuna fish sandwiches he gave himself mercury poisoning