AI is so convenient!

Instead of being sad, just don’t let sad stuff happen to you. FIGURE IT OUT

I can’t stop thinking about the time a student told me about how their cardiologist parent was talking about how microplastic and cholesterol can clump together in the human body.

A microplastic in the testicle is worth two in the bush?

Microplastic penis

AMAB (assigned microplastic at birth)

*slaps my husband in the balls* you can hold SO MUCH microplastic in these things www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Microplastics found in every human testicle in study

Scientists say discovery may be linked to decades-long decline in sperm counts in men around the world

Guy whose superpower is controlling microplastics, using it to rip the microplastics out of his enemy's testicles like a cloud of tiny buckshot

Just how micro are we talking here

don't shame my kink