‪me [making a brilliant decision]: “let’s start playing ice hockey at age 27 ☺️”‬

cheeky 2600 total calories used today

love that this site has main characters too

what’s a goalie’s least favourite cheese?

scenes that are unimaginable in Switzerland

installing major iOS updates means getting a prompt like “hey, app Z has spying on you in a way we didn’t block before for 6 months. would you like to continue its permission?”

“Torvalds said that it is not necessary to understand Rust to let it into a subsystem; after all, he said, nobody understands the memory-management subsystem, but everybody is able to work with it." Lmaoooo

basically every problem with bluesky comes down to the devs calling them "quote posts" instead of "ripostes"

We saw the new transformers movie last night and in it bumblebee wants the other robots to call him “badassatron” and my five year old imperfectly picked that up and yelled “assatron” all the way home which I think is probably the name of a Digital Underground single ca 1992

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