cheeky 2600 total calories used today

love that this site has main characters too

what’s a goalie’s least favourite cheese?

installing major iOS updates means getting a prompt like “hey, app Z has spying on you in a way we didn’t block before for 6 months. would you like to continue its permission?”

“Torvalds said that it is not necessary to understand Rust to let it into a subsystem; after all, he said, nobody understands the memory-management subsystem, but everybody is able to work with it." Lmaoooo

basically every problem with bluesky comes down to the devs calling them "quote posts" instead of "ripostes"

We saw the new transformers movie last night and in it bumblebee wants the other robots to call him “badassatron” and my five year old imperfectly picked that up and yelled “assatron” all the way home which I think is probably the name of a Digital Underground single ca 1992

they dont make games where you have to dip the instruction manuals in water to reveal secret codes anymore. the promise of technological progress has been exposed as a hollow lie

finally solved this mystery after witnessing this cat walking proudly down the sidewalk with an entire chipmunk, trap and all, hanging out of her mouth. somewhere a few blocks over some cat owner has been finding dead chipmunks in traps they didn’t buy scattered across the porch. like six times

the hill I will die on is that electric stoves are fine. the reason you hate them is you have had shitty old electric stoves that take ages to heat up and have noticeable on/off cycles. if you give a nice modern ceramic one an honest try, you’ll agree that they’re Fine.