Caesar fell down one time getting off a boat and his soldiers made fun of him for it until he died. Its just dudes all the way down

there are literally dozens of these JUST for Caesar "Romans, hide your wives Here's the bald, adulterous whore! We've fucked away your gold in Gaul And come to borrow more!" - marching song in one of Caesar's triumphs

dudes rock

they bullied him to death??

was the grink there?

I love that Robert II of Normandy was popularly known as Robert Curthose because he was short. Literally know for the past 1,000 years because some dudes were like “aaah shortarse!”

significant portions of history can be filed under "dudes rock"

Really arguing over climate change by showing off a snowball in legislative chambers is a modern day homage to Cato the Elder