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Part time genius, full time idiot. Inventor of Shoe Gin. Occasional sponsored content: #TheFutureIsGreen #SoylentGreen™
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The enquiry is to take evidence in the form of spoken word, poetry and modern interpretive dance and will be submitted to this year’s Turner Prize committee.

Modern Dance! Kapow!
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While the EU has mandated the use of USB-C connectors from December 2024, the UK Government has announced a performative process to pretend that it’s not locked into blindly following EU rules or suffer further unnecessary, economic decline.

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Maybe look at Stream Locator. Just sayin'. 🤫

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A government spokesperson said, “the PM is hopping mad. Once he tracks down this so-called ‘Rishi Sunak’ he will be deported himself, to a new job, in California, with a seven figure salary. And he’ll never set foot on British soil again. That’s the plan at least.” 3/3

Spiderman discovers Spiderman
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Thanks to Rishi Sunak’s Windsor Agreement applicants cannot be deported from Northern Ireland. 2/3

Titanic Success
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A government spokesperson said, “it’s all going to plan. Once we legalize Assisted Dying we can move swiftly to a Soylent-based economy. The future’s green: Soylent Green.” 2/2

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That’s right! Hill farmers are likely to sell-up thanks to post-Brexit financial assistance packages. FINALLY Brexit voters will be offered the opportunity to eat grass. Rejoice! 2/2 www.thepoke.com/2019/10/10/b...

A Brexiter said he'd rather eat grass than be in the EU - 9 mooving responses
A Brexiter said he'd rather eat grass than be in the EU - 9 mooving responses

A Brexiter claimed he'd rather eat grass than remain in the EU and Twitter couldn't resist a little mockery of his odd claim.

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With the French not understanding a pint of wine and the Croats already having blue passports, EU voters may be less willing to swap economic, social and diplomatic security for Britain’s Brexit freedoms.

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That’s right. Britain is acting as a cautionary tale across Europe, dissuading voters from backing right-wing parties who are keen to emulate Britain’s current ‘success’. inews.co.uk/news/world/b...

Britain is in decline and not just because of Brexit, says Spanish author
Britain is in decline and not just because of Brexit, says Spanish author

Ana Carbajosa says that Brexit has worsened divisions that already existed in British society

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Lord David Frost said: “I'm very pleased and proud to have led a great UK team to secure today's excellent deal with Canada. Both sides worked tirelessly day after day in challenging conditions to get the biggest & broadest trade deal in the world, in record time. Thank you all who made it happen.”

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Lord Shoreham
@lordshoreham.bsky.social
Part time genius, full time idiot. Inventor of Shoe Gin. Occasional sponsored content: #TheFutureIsGreen #SoylentGreen™
8 followers20 following43 posts