Leaving this cup of coffee wide open for people to put drugs in it.

Oh, I made these poor decisions on purpose.

Is "🤮" too much in response to HR doing literally anything on Slack?

🔥

What Zoom filter is best when you’re trying not to look stoned?

Literally allergic to Mondays. I have physical symptoms.

sorry I overshared when my caffeine to med ratio was out of whack but the tranquilizing dart wasn't really necessary

calling all my social media breaks "cognitive incline"

who up triangulatin the clitoris

I avoid questions mostly because I have no answers and really bad advice.