Okay but how did the trees become dragons if dragons were here before trees?

Nah, the wildest thing about US home ownership is that banks will see somebody paying $2000/month rent for a single-bedroom apartment and think they're a bad risk to afford a $1000/month mortgage for a 3-bedroom house with a basement and a yard.

But now it has the ability to answer 4 questions you didn't even ask instead, and isn't that better?

Okay but collectively they're all the William Shatner comma, right?

My cats get their treats with me sitting on the end of the couch. I *only* sit on the couch to give them their treats. (Sometimes I lie on the couch, but I come at it from a different angle.) Next to the couch is the litter box. Whenever I go to scoop the box, they come running hopefully.

"Hey, will you pretend to arrest the girl I want to ask out?" "Sure, sounds fun! Do you want us to shoot her or just tase her?" "...Uh, neither?" "...I don't understand."

Which *would* be profitable if they weren't forced to prefund literally *decades* of retirement benefits, unlike literally every other private *and* public company.

I mean... you pick two movies older than they are and one that came out when they were a kid* and they probably grew up watching, that's not much of a surprise. *Depending on how far along in HS they are, I suppose.

...wow I mangled that so much I had to think about what I meant. Stupid fat thumbs, this is why I shouldn't post on my phone. "But that's not what she had, so it has no bearing on anything."

But that's not she had so it has bo bearing on anything.