Not to hype myself up, but I make a pretty mean hamburger helper

Hell no dork

Dick

Idiot

Loser

Tough talk, but you will

Of course, I just don’t want you to feel bad when you lose

some people wonder if i can possibly be this self-centered and to those people i say do you think i should get bangs

Have my children (platonically)

Who says you get to decide?