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Lewcus Dru
@luckedrew.bsky.social
Things I don’t say in public
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Can you do it on memory foam?
God damn can we not strike out
Let’s go Royals
Not to hype myself up, but I make a pretty mean hamburger helper
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some people wonder if i can possibly be this self-centered and to those people i say do you think i should get bangs
Have my children (platonically)
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when a dolphin tries to have sex at a 90 degree angle to their mate, that's called porpindickular
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ME: What's...what's it called when people do a floaty? Like with the spirits and the horrors and they do a floaty? HIM: Levitating? ME: YES! Floatytating!
I haven’t focused on anything since November of 21
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I don't want to be "in the moment." I want to be in a different, better moment
LD
Lewcus Dru
@luckedrew.bsky.social
Things I don’t say in public
254 followers299 following542 posts