I haven’t focused on anything since November of 21

I’m gonna use this in my next therapy session

I don't want to be "in the moment." I want to be in a different, better moment

Right? Couldn’t they have gotten a dog and turned it into a vampire? A dog that could never die would be amazing

For real, Abigail seemed like a well adjusted kid vampire tho

Between you and me, I’ve only been told about the Twilight, but I guess there’s some Italian vampire council that has laws and one of them is no kids, which is fair. Just don’t express a preference for Edward or Jacob and you should be good.

This is why there are laws in Twilight!

Glad all my grad school stuff is called “recommended reading” this semester would fucking suck if I had to read all that

Got banned from the dentist for stealing too many extra tooth pastes and it’s like okay hypocrites do you believe in your mission or not

I wish vampires were real so we could play a game to see who stays outside the longest as the sun is setting