Due to recent events, retinal scanners will now require eyes to be attached to the appropriate staff member.

metal gear solid racing game: - eva on motorcycle - volgin in shagohod - solid snake on snowmobile - liquid in hind d - ocelot in metal gear ray - raiden with geckos

i love bsky. welcome y'all

Remember, staff: if you see something, report something! 🎶 Stealing from Umbrella is wrong, 🎶 🎶 No matter what they pay you! 🎶 🎶 If so inclined, remember this song, 🎶 🎶 Now we're outside your office put your hands up and get on the ground

okay this is my yakuza zero thread majima has the most depressing apartment in the world

umbrellaHR04 (5:24pm): you're fired, as in, termination of job. not to be confused with fired, termination by immolation, or fired, termination by rocket expulsion

You can't spell Weaponized Biodiversity without "diversity". Happy Pride to all our remaining employees.

i've really been sleeping on those yakuza games huh

i beat the cleric beast in bloodborne and soberingly that's probably my greatest achievement this year