ahahahaaaaa ah heck

But my big gob is getting a formal warning.

A police officer just called & when she was giving me her email address I thought she said it was Helen Pig so I went 'Pig?' and there was a long silence before she carefully said 'Prince.'

Me reading your posts

In 1845, 79 people died when a bridge collapsed over the river Bure because they'd all gathered to watch a clown in a bathtub be pulled upriver by some geese.

That's a way better public announcement than 'I'd give that ten minutes if I were you.'

Brutalist christmas tree

Our baby donkey Nelly enjoying a selfie with chatty farmer Chris