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Musician. Can't do maths. Tea & cake always. Keys for bsky.app/profile/cbpofficial.bsky.social
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A police officer just called & when she was giving me her email address I thought she said it was Helen Pig so I went 'Pig?' and there was a long silence before she carefully said 'Prince.'

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Me reading your posts

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In 1845, 79 people died when a bridge collapsed over the river Bure because they'd all gathered to watch a clown in a bathtub be pulled upriver by some geese.

black and white illustration if a clown in a little round bathtub being pulled along a river by some geese.
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4-panel comic.
1: A person: Oh shit, a bear! Time to play dead!
2: The bear looks at the man on the ground
3: The bear leaves
4: The bear is home, crying, being comforted by his wife. 'I saw the most fucked up thing today...'
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Our baby donkey Nelly enjoying a selfie with chatty farmer Chris

Our baby donkey Nelly enjoying a selfie with chatty farmer Chris
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Brutalist Christmas at The Range this year, then.

Mucky metal panel with a sheet of A4 taped to it that has 'Winter Wonderland' printed on it.
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What's the word for that feeling of deep unease, a vague inkling that your life might be in danger? A primal sickly shift in your gut, like you've just seen the first flames of the apocalypse on the horizon? Anyway, someone's sent me a Mick Hucknall picture so now I have to throw my whole phone away

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Optimist: the cup is ½ full Pessimist: the cup is ½ empty American giving directions: Go two hundred cups down the street, then turn left.

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Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theater, as a kid. Cute, happy, rainbow bears who dance on clouds? Beats just about everything else.

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Tuesday.

Frog mascot being carried on a stretcher.
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Lu_Sea_Em 🅥
@luseaem.bsky.social
Musician. Can't do maths. Tea & cake always. Keys for bsky.app/profile/cbpofficial.bsky.social
528 followers292 following3.1k posts