these hopes aren't gonna get themselves up

I refuse to gossip. I will, however, spread lore.

wow, what is wrong with me

We don’t call dolts dolts enough anymore

Apparently vampires get really frustrated when they're told to practice self reflection

The sound machine's not working so I guess we'll have to have sex

Who called it Spirit Halloween and not Bloodbath and Beyond?

Using black magic to raise all my old jokes back from the dead (twitter)

if you get dead by a giant fan, you don’t become a ghost you become a fantom 👻

Respectfully ma’am your son is a bit of a cocksucker