if you get dead by a giant fan, you don’t become a ghost you become a fantom 👻

(I pictured a confetti-like spray 😳)

What if it’s a dodger fan?

fucking hell, i'm callin the fbi. i pay taxes. i shouldn't have to deal with this

And a menace

this happened to me backstage at the Opera once

I want a coffee table book of Jeffrey’s poasts

Booooo (both spooky and demeaning)

😂

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