I am not "yelling into the void" when I post. I'm yelling at you

why is no one hiring court jesters anymore

having LED headlights should be grounds for public execution

my horny ass could NOT be on the USG Ishimura

im not a cyberbully im a cybervigilante

they should hire me as ceo of xbox. i will make the xbox 720 real that is where everything went wrong

hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome to five nights at freddys an indie horror game that you guys suggested in mass

I love this little unknown game called Super Mario Galaxy on the Nintendo Wii. You guys should play it

*shaking bell vigorously* POTIONS FOR SALLLLEEE POTIONNNSSS FOR SALLLLEEE!! DEFINITELY WILL NOT TURN THEE INTO A CAT BOY!! CERTAINLY NOT!!

I can and will be reposting all of my funny ass tweets on here. if you’ve seen them before no you didn’t