In our massive #iHunt zine about landlords, I wrote a long story about my terrible, painful experience with house flipping companies. So of course one of the sample monsters is a flipping company. I think I got the general vibe right for their terrible ads. I'm gonna puke.

Yeah that's almost TOO good.

Would an anthropomorphic spatula be too on the nose?

now there's a face you just wanna punch in its goddamn lime teeth