Friday! Friday! Proclaim it from the roof tops! FRIDAY! #CatsofBluesky#Friday#WFH

My level of honesty with my therapist is directly proportional to my need for new socks.

As a terrible baker, it always annoys me that vegan baking always calls for "other non-dairy milk" and "vegan butter" when non-vegan baking will say "Buttermilk, not Kefir good lord if you use kefir it taste like ass." Just someone tell me what vegan milk is ACTUALLY gonna be best, chemically.

I feel like trad wives would get a lot more flak from historically-accurate 1950s housewife cosplayers if those ladies weren't so zonked out on benzos they can't think in complete sentences

Invasion is a block about what if you used eugenics for ten thousand years to create bussy so good it could do magic #mtg

Hi! I have opinions!

"shirt sleeves" makes me picture Mr. Rogers walking around Pittsburg bare chested with just his arms covered. In this image he is also ripped and oiled up, obviously.

Boomers: "Participation trophies made this generation soft." King Boomer: "I’ll feel, as long as I gave it my all and I did as good a job as I know I can do, that’s what this is about,"

Power plant night guard 1: "Hey man, have you ever thought this place might be haunted?" Power Plant night guard 2: "Oh my god have you seen the ghost too?!" "The one with all the di-" "The one with all the dicks!"

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