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Melissa Goldman
@magistraaurea.bsky.social
Current Math teacher, former Latin teacher; forever nerd and LGBTQ+ advocate (she/they). Pretty much running off of spite at this point.
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I had a cat who would take a bite out of every roll in a plastic bag and spit it out.

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Cats are obligate carnivores but are completely convinced they are actually omnivores. They're like "no you are wrong, our ancestors clearly made sandwiches out of their prey, check the fossil record"

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Melissa Goldman
@magistraaurea.bsky.social
Current Math teacher, former Latin teacher; forever nerd and LGBTQ+ advocate (she/they). Pretty much running off of spite at this point.
75 followers119 following173 posts
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