Hear me out, make it mandatory for everybody at the concert to stand from shortest to tallest
me: would you rather use stairs or an escalator him: the latter me: are you even listening to me
Theyâve yassified Vance
I was only looking because I was getting train tickets, perfectly normal I swear
Holy hell, Waitrose have already released their Christmas delivery slots, and Christmas Eve is already fully booked (in Hull, at least)
Reading sub stacks though. Got to keep on brand
Iâve gone undercover with Gen Z (Iâm at a Chappell Roan concert in Brixton)
Have already have to block some stupid bot account oh my god donât like my replies you weirdo Iâm not going to buy what youâre shilling
Christopher Wren absolutely off his tits on churches. Man needed an intervention. "Chris mate don't you think you've had enough?" his friends cry. I CAN STOP ANYTIME!!! he yells. Three more churches fall out of his pocket.