Hear me out, make it mandatory for everybody at the concert to stand from shortest to tallest

I would agree as I'm 6ft 4 but my girlfriend is only 5ft 7. It's a dilemma

I *always* move to the back in photos, concerts wherever and it’s usually where I find fellow behomeths. It’s the mere six-footers who are the problem.

This would solve so many problems

As a short person with auditory sensitivity, respectfully no

I always knew that drill command would come in useful. “TALLEST ON THE LEFT, SHORTEST ON THE RIGHT, IN SINGLE RANK – SIZE”

Yes!

It will always be trial by combat to get to the front, unfortunately

We say this every time. Also, no hats

rest in peace to the 7'1" and 5'2" couple

as someone who is 5'3" i support this mandate