call me a hater, but when did we start posting wedding carousels on linkedin?

it’s been a while since i’ve checked in here — don’t worry, still on my bullshit!

looking forward to the trouble you find on this app

continuing this thread — something about this app makes me feel very self-serious. which is not to say that i’m not. but i’m used to delivering online personalities that are more “silly goofy mood,” so this is a vibe shift i have to adjust to.

i was just watching this video last week — a classic

the one thing that concerns me about this app is that the vibes are barbie, then oppenheimer — other than that, having a great time!

this murray vs. tsitsipas match is giving twitter vs. threads 🎾🎾🎾

justice for spill

welcome to “the market”

do not cite the deep magic to me, witch — i was there when it was written (was on the original threads before it was sunset in 2021)