call me a hater, but when did we start posting wedding carousels on linkedin?

it’s been a while since i’ve checked in here — don’t worry, still on my bullshit!

the one thing that concerns me about this app is that the vibes are barbie, then oppenheimer — other than that, having a great time!

this murray vs. tsitsipas match is giving twitter vs. threads 🎾🎾🎾

do not cite the deep magic to me, witch — i was there when it was written (was on the original threads before it was sunset in 2021)

i was told beyoncé would he here