Catching spies in movies: *we can't trace him, he's routing his communications through 15 different satellite* Catching spies in real life:
[insert survivorship bias aircraft meme here]
Holy shit, it’s the Indiana Jones punchline of “He once got lost in his own museum” but you know, IRL.
And yet the Swatter calling in phone bomb threats from Ethiopia...
The fact that he not only saved the info in a document with that title but *uploaded it to his iCloud*
I don’t say this lightly: I guffawed.
Normally I'm against capital punishment, but ON PRINCIPLE this guy has to go. Let natural selection take care of this one. MF probably doesn't even use a vpn. SMDH, can't expect a james bond out of generation x.
“The truth is, these aren’t very bright people, and things got out of hand.” 🤦🏽♀️
Hansen must have been better than this, right?
He was taking notes of criminal fucking conspiracy