You had me at ‘still use the Oxford comma…’

Is there any other way she said in a surprised, aghast, and posh voice?

Wish I knew what that meant, or cared 🤣

In this house we ALWAYS use the Oxford comma. You can pry it from my coke, dead, and lifeless hands 💖

And still judging others who don’t.

Never stopped.

My plebeian sympathies lead me to call it the serial comma

Nerd flex: shows you my OED hard copy. Thick, full volumes. So hard.

Never stopped.