it still makes me mad that out all Nelson Mandela’s accomplishments, including becoming the first black president of South Africa and ending apartheid, what he’s best known for in the US is that most Americans couldn’t be arsed to remember if he had died in prison or not

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Pninjapleasedj.bsky.socialSep 9, 2023 6:57am

Sorry for not shitposting lately life hates me

straight boys love to drink 4 gin n tonics and then beg their bisexual girlfriends to put a finger up the butt

Starbucks needs to have a drink that only aliens can drink. Because then if you saw someone drinking it you would know right away, boom, that's a alien.

What drives me up a wall is that he’s *NOT* a free speech absolutist, Cis is a slur, he does whatever authoritarian regimes want him to do, he sues and fires people for disagreeing with him. He’s the fucking anti free speech scold newspapers can’t shut up about but they never notice it

the obvious “wtf” aside, it’s extremely gross that so many people are opining on a person’s genetics based on literally nothing. no tests have been released. no doctors that treated her have spoken publicly. this is just megan completely guessing, based on looks, that Khelif has a genetic disorder

CNthielman.bsky.socialAug 14, 2024 2:49pm

wow save some for the column, Megan

here’s what I’ve settled on: — polo and water polo are too different to have similar names — handball is basically water polo on land and therefore it should be called polo — what we now call polo resembles neither and will have its name changed to horseball

garfield the cat was so right about lasagna. that shit smacks

golf should not be in the Olympics

if they go low, we tunnel below their defenses and attack under the cover of darkness