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Tommy M. McGuire (Not that one. Nor that one.) Coding bum, tetrapod. (he/him) Bitterly cynical misanthrope. It's always more complicated. I apologize in advance; I tend to get too comfortable. Called 'weird' by Kevin Kruse.
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It's a little known fact that most raptors would love a nice corn muffin.* The only thing preventing them from having corn muffins on the regular is the lack of good ovens in their nests (although ospreys have experimented with toaster ovens). * Except for falcons. They hate nice things.

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Stupid falcons, ruining baked goods for the rest of us!

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Tommy M. McGuire (Not that one. Nor that one.) Coding bum, tetrapod. (he/him) Bitterly cynical misanthrope. It's always more complicated. I apologize in advance; I tend to get too comfortable. Called 'weird' by Kevin Kruse.
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