wait but still less gay than muffins?

ah shit

What if I’m making garlic toasted cauliflower with green beans on the side??

I’ve tried the “it’s working, it’s WORKING” reference 2-3 times in the past two months and no one has gotten it - happy to hear someone else is on the same path lol

we all ought to be trying at least a little bit

DOphilkolas.bsky.socialAug 13, 2024 4:58am

Got out of "The Seven Samurai." A homeless guy asked if I had any candy. I gave him my 3/4ths empty Coke. Went home, made a ziploc bag of food for him. Went back, couldn't find him, gave it to a different homeless guy (that's how fickle and messed up luck is). Shit sucks. Let's make it suck less.

I had a dream that Brennan Lee mulligan lent me his dice while GMing bc I kept accidentally dropping mine on the ground and then I immediately dropped his and just got up from the table and walked away from DND forever

the only problem in the world an iced mocha can’t solve is the need for a ride to the coffee shop that makes the iced mocha

oh bud I’m normally there but after this week I’m EXTRA there. other people love us tho (lol, idiots)

Had a convo with a friend a couple years ago about buying out a funeral home to cut out some of the sales bs. Unfortunately even though they were selling, we were pretty broke and there was no way to convince a bank that being less predatory would be profitable

I was off bksy for a couple months what is this discourse lmao