Pennywise, however, still fuckin whips after like 40 years.

And don't even get me started on that fuckin freak, O the Owl. Shoes and nothing else. The land of make believe is replete with sickos.

The thing that's a bit jarring about aliens is it presents a woman's very relevant lived experience being repeatedly ignored as a unique situation

I mean, shout out to the two touchdowns on kickoff, but it sure seems like we have been scoring immediately, or fucking it up so badly that we just hand the Idaho heftychonks a touchdown.

I saw the video a couple of weeks ago and I can attest that it at least seems to be true for me.

I have seen this image so many times over the last decade(ish?) and it still makes me absolutely cackle every time.

It is so much more bafflingly insane than its premise has any right to warrant and I love it so much.

To be clear, I am in no way passing judgment - 2020 was a fucking TIME and I was drunker on a daily basis than I'd been in a very long time. It's honestly just nice to see real evidence that EVERYONE was going through it.

What a cool and awesome thing people are apparently allowed to do. Christ I hate it here.