I understand that Rocky Horror Picture Show was monumentally important in terms of being able to publicly express queer identity, but can we please stop pretending that it's a capital-G Good movie? It has like 4, maybe 5 good songs and is an absolute narrative mess.

I am watching "Drag Me to Hell" for the first time ever tonight and this movie is ridiculous. Just completely fucking bonkers for 100 straight minutes. How did I go so long without seeing this glorious insanity?

I ordered this for a friend's dog apropos of nothing and have not informed them that it's coming. I'm so excited.

Pennywise, however, still fuckin whips after like 40 years.

Man, dropkick Murphy's has been coasting for a while since I first got into them. Loved the first two albums of theirs that I got, but I'm convinced you could buy a combination of any 2 as a first experience and feel what I felt. Then you realize that's all they've got.

All of the kids in Willy Wonka who fail the test have whimsical fates that have whimsical remedies except Augustus Gloop, who should have at least been permanently disfigured from being boiled alive in a quickly flowing river of molten chocolate. I don't know why I have this thought but there you go

This account is now sponsored by the Woods™. The Woods™: "Go ahead and go in 'em. Don't even...don't even worry about it."

Jesus Christ, I was not expecting the new @jasonkpargin.bsky.social book (the immaculately titled "I'm Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom") to be as emotionally harrowing a read as it's turning out to be (in a good way, I promise).

General Tzo. Colonel Sanders. Why must we militarize our chicken this way?