One of my favorites:

But do you know about Dismal Nitch? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dismal_...

eh, not as good as i was expecting

As opposed to Cape Flattery at the other end of the WA coast…I suspect there is a bit of Sound Superiority Complex showing in these namings. Did you know this area is part of the Graveyard of the Pacific?

A classic of the genre!