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Matt Ray
@mattray.bsky.social
Open source geek & breaker/fixer of toys. Co-host of the @SoftwareDefinedTalk.com podcast.
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Going rate for visiting the emergency vet on a public holiday is $55/fun-sized candy bar.

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Y’ALL. Someone on the other site tried to make a Minion™ pizza and I cannot stop laughing; we’ve allllll had things go wrong in the kitchen, but this is a pretty vivid example... 🤣🤣🤣

Pizza dough laid out in a Minion shape. So far so good…
The finished, but uncooked pie, cheese and pepperoni forming the minion itself and its coverall, a slice of mushroom and black olive for the eyes— it looks okay!
The cooked pie which has just dissolved into a blorp of cheese and haphazardly scattered toppings, resembling a Minion that was locked in the sarcophagus at Chernobyl.
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Guys, get the fuck off Twitter.

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If it washes away in Marfa we've got bigger problems.

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there's a laptop sticker I need.

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PayPal is updating their ToS to let themselves give your data to merchants starting in November and they're certainly banking on people not knowing to opt out, SO to opt out before they start: go to Settings > Data & Privacy > Manage shared info > Personalized shopping, and toggle that shit off

Screenshot of PayPal's Terms of Service update, outlining their "personalized shopping" feature where they allow themselves the right to give info about you to other companies
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Happy Birthday to your oldest! My middle child graduated from High School yesterday, it's nuts.

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Matt Ray
@mattray.bsky.social
Open source geek & breaker/fixer of toys. Co-host of the @SoftwareDefinedTalk.com podcast.
59 followers67 following70 posts