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Top of the Muffin to You!

DFdiscontinuedfoods.bsky.socialOct 1, 2024 12:00pm

McDonald's Muffin Toppers (2018-2019): In effort to boost sagging breakfast sales, McDonald's released this line of baked goods, which were literally just the top portion of muffins--Lemon Poppy, Blueberry, and Double Chocolate. No word on Elaine Benes receiving royalties

That’s what it sounds like, every time.

Whether or not you think Wolfs is a dumb title for a movie, it is an objectively difficult word to say out loud. Just try it.

I mean it’s clearly tied to the recent Addams Family movies.

Mercifully, just in Australia (I think?)

The Addams Family isn’t cool, you know what is? A purple Whopper.

Ironically, it may have been the last time there was an Addams Family menu somewhere.

It’s like I wished on a monkey's paw to get the Mets in the playoffs and then suddenly a purple Whopper fell in my lap.

For some reason, three years after the most recent movie, Burger King is doing a whole Addams Family menu, including a purple Whopper. Pray for me.

Burger King Announces ‘Addams Family’ Whopper With Purple Bun

Plus: churro fries and Thing rings.