Top of the Muffin to You!

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McDonald's Muffin Toppers (2018-2019): In effort to boost sagging breakfast sales, McDonald's released this line of baked goods, which were literally just the top portion of muffins--Lemon Poppy, Blueberry, and Double Chocolate. No word on Elaine Benes receiving royalties

Whether or not you think Wolfs is a dumb title for a movie, it is an objectively difficult word to say out loud. Just try it.

Ironically, it may have been the last time there was an Addams Family menu somewhere.

For some reason, three years after the most recent movie, Burger King is doing a whole Addams Family menu, including a purple Whopper. Pray for me.

Burger King Announces ‘Addams Family’ Whopper With Purple Bun

Plus: churro fries and Thing rings.

@mattsinger.bsky.social watching The Children of Times Square on Criterion and noticed a marquee that I thought you’d appreciate.

I assume The Substance would be fun to see at home, but it is REALLY fun to see in a theater.

Masochism // Metsochism

Has anyone written about the similarities between Transformers One and The Matrix — down to Laurence Fishburne playing the role of the wizened mentor figure who explains the nature of reality to the heroes (and talks about the “one” constantly) while people fight over *an actual Matrix*?

I was tasked with coming up with a list of things I miss about the way movie theaters used to be. Here’s what I came up with.

12 Things We Miss About the Way Movie Theaters Used to Be

Theaters ain’t what they used to be — we miss all these parts of the classic experience.