Hey Nosferatu

as far as I can tell, Glenn Kessler's job is to lie in the newspaper

MHmichaelhobbes.bsky.socialSep 26, 2024 11:55pm

Coulda fooled me

This seems fun!

I knew that John Carpenter Letterboxd account was fake once I saw Escape from L.A. rated lower than Escape from New York (Carpenter has said a few times he considers the sequel to be the superior film). Anyway, his response to this is, as usual, succinct and perfect.

if I were less of a good friend, I could fix this for you 💕💖🥰

the thing is the comma version is obvi transcendent but also it does in fact suck to wake up gross and sweaty!

going up to a bi coworker and asking Gaying hard or Hardly gaying? and getting called in by hr for sensitivity training

😃

Isn't it fun to consider buying a piece of fascist propaganda merchandise

trans lesbian brainwashing? you mean antihststamine?