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@mcnees.bsky.social
Professor and physicist. Black holes, quantum gravity, cosmology. Rocky Top. Tar Heel. Reposts are spooky action at a distance. These are my views, not my employer's. Just terrible at this.
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He has to take your family, most of his family doesn’t want anything to do with him.

Elon Musk Says He'll Take Your Whole Family to Mars, but Only If
Donald Trump Wins
If Harris wins, no Mars trip because she'll
"doom humanity."
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HVtelemark.bsky.social

I wish glossy features writers would learn that you do not HAVE to print everything Emo says in the papers.

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Ffioko.tv

I'm sure families full of geologists are thrilled by his offer to explore an unending expanse of rocks

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CCgravyboots.bsky.social

I'll pass, I've heard that Mars ain't the kind of place to raise a kid.

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Ncasuallychaotic.bsky.social

"Elon Musk says he'd rather be on another planet than live on one where Trump is President of the United States"?

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SShowdidwegethere.bsky.social

I prefer my planets with magnetospheres and breathable atmosphere ...you know, survivable Bottom line here, of course, is that we're not going to mars and it's not going to hinge on the outcome of this election

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TIneumahn.bsky.social

Musk behaves like someone who did something illegal and unless Trump wins he is going to be eventually arrested.

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SMguncelawits.bsky.social

gdi, is he threatening to irradiate and suffocate my family again?

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Llarelli.bsky.social

I don’t want to go to Mars - I want to take care of and be amazed by our wondrous, beautiful planet Earth!

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NGsamonek.bsky.social

So 'threat to democracy" is dangerous rhetoric but "doom humanity" is just cool guy stuff, got it.

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The Bobby Yaga
@mcnees.bsky.social
Professor and physicist. Black holes, quantum gravity, cosmology. Rocky Top. Tar Heel. Reposts are spooky action at a distance. These are my views, not my employer's. Just terrible at this.
3.8k followers468 following3.8k posts