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“I’ve heard about this terrible hurricane, very sad. I’m announcing the new ‘Hurricane Donald’ virtual trading card. It’s got the best, probably perfect, artist rendition of me in the eye of a hurricane”

That dog stole my life jacket. Please stop praising him as a hero, he is a thief

I can’t even be part of the 1% in pretend land

Trump taking on the role of “drunk uncle at Thanksgiving” in this debate.

Can we argue about Brazilian counter-strike on here now? Red Candids>Legacy

No wonder K'ehleyr wouldn't take the oath.

No one tell him how the Lord of The Rings movies were shot, he’s not ready

Me at the work pizza party throwing down my 8th piece of pizza

Came across an ad to “send prayers to trump” and wanted to know what they are getting people to sign up for.