“They didn’t even notice that I’m 5’11’’”

I’d pay to watch Vance and DeSantis forced to eat dinner together with no distractions. The conversation would be so dry it would border on satire

The ice cream cone is my sleep paralysis demon

Voting machines are such scorpios, ugh.

“I’ve heard about this terrible hurricane, very sad. I’m announcing the new ‘Hurricane Donald’ virtual trading card. It’s got the best, probably perfect, artist rendition of me in the eye of a hurricane”

“I’ve heard about this terrible hurricane, very sad. I’m announcing the new ‘Hurricane Donald’ virtual trading card. It’s got the best, probably perfect, artist rendition of me in the eye of a hurricane”

Say what you want about Adam Sandler but the dude dresses like a normal person

Grimes divorced me and regrets it

Pay for an airplane and a banner

Sunscreen companies salivating