also every decade since.

oh, dear.

also, congratulations!!!

do message board posts count? some of mine would definitely qualify as "essays."

i don’t like alternate unis in general, but that battle is long over. fine. whatever. those things were worse than usual, though. at least give us readable numbers.

Hit my Mets/Braves/Pete Rose dying in Las Vegas parlay

Pete Rose trying to get into heaven

pete rose is dead, and the world is slightly less crappy.

There was a fad in the early oughts where people would let companies purchase forehead space to get tattooed logos so they were walking Billboards. Driving a cybertruck is like that, except your tattooist hates you and inked rat nuts on your face.

see, i watch quarterbacks like patrick mahoney and imagine how he’d be 1-3 with brian daboll.