Hit my Mets/Braves/Pete Rose dying in Las Vegas parlay

Pete Rose trying to get into heaven

pete rose is dead, and the world is slightly less crappy.

There was a fad in the early oughts where people would let companies purchase forehead space to get tattooed logos so they were walking Billboards. Driving a cybertruck is like that, except your tattooist hates you and inked rat nuts on your face.

i don’t watch much SEC football…but my partner’s nephew and his wife went to arkansas, so i’ve watched pieces of a few of their games this year. what a dumb, dumb team. just mind-boggling.

yah, had a feeling the tigers might come out flat today. on the other hand - jackson jobe, three innings, no hits, a walk and two strikeouts. the kid looks like he belongs out there.

fucking blitzing on 3rd and 10, up 10 with under two minutes left. goddamned wink martindale, man.

benetti with the PERFECT line, acknowledging the great ernie harwell. “everyone stood there, like the house by the side of the road, and let the tigers go past.” 🥲 brilliant.

OK that's pretty good

yes, probably.