this is the type of story you make up to explain why you're 45 minutes late to work except i could never come up with something this funny irl
I always lose my voice at fog machine fog.
i’m glad that the The Law has come after eric adams but listen if adams is getting indicted then jared kushner needs to be buried under a jail
"Helene is a very large hurricane.""Helene is a very large hurricane."
if they unseat Ted Cruz I will play a free solo show in Austin and the set list will include Golden Boy, Riches & Wonders, Comandante and whatever other oldschool bangers ppl want
She’d re-wire the house so the switches worked on different targets.
Thank you, I will do what you tell me Thank you, I will do what you tell me Thank you, I will do what you tell me