Hey girl, wanna go down for the Count? - Dracula, flirting

some days i feel like a muzzled, temperamental small dog, some days i feel like a very chill, big dog, and other days i feel like a secret, more complex third dog.

*Seductively leaves Cheetos dust kiss print on mirror*

really taking the high fantasy genre to new levels. 🤭

i think it's from peter's half-baked director's cut, iirc.

ah yes, i remember this scene from LOTR well.

date night idea: I come to your house and you slowly over the course of several hours feed me a half pound of cheese

Time makes fools of us all, but I can show you how to do it way faster

me too - you're gonna have to come to me though, because i don't want to get out of bed. 🥱