Just now, Teen and I were waiting to pick up Kid 2 from school aftercare. While waiting for Lucy to come in from outside, Teen and I watched a bunch of kids playing with Lego. We overheard one little boy exclaim, “this is Trump‘s room!” Teen and I gave each other a look. (1/2)

30 seconds later, Teen whispers in my ear, “they’re building a JAIL. Trump’s room is a JAIL CELL.” Teen and I then muffled laughter. (Why yes, we live in a bright blue bubble in a blue state. Why do you ask?) (2/2)